Grow Up Santa
- £6.25
Even adults hope they have made it onto Santa's good list. A fun and festive letter to add to the joy of Christmas...
Even adults hope they have made it onto Santa's good list. A fun and festive letter to add to the joy of Christmas...
Ho ! Ho! Ho! I was just checking my list for the second time and sure enough, there your name is on the naughty side. Wow, have you been bad this year! I can’t believe some of the mischief you’ve been up to.
Before I double-checked the list, I was thinking of bringing you something very nice, but now I think a stocking full of coal is just the thing for you.
If you hear a bump on your roof on Christmas Eve, don’t investigate. It’s just me, bringing your coal. Also, don’t think I can’t make it past the burglar alarm. They don’t call Christmas “magical” for nothing.
I hope you can pull it together and clean up your act for next year. This is so disappointing for me. I remember you were a good little child, and look at you now.
Perhaps you can redeem yourself by leaving me some milk and cookies. And when I say milk, I mean a glass of wine, and when I say cookies I mean, well, cookies.
Sincerely
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Age 3+
Darren Bates - 03/12/2020
Hi Chrissy & Marcus,
The Santa Letter Company